Have you ever said or thought one of these things?  It's okay.  Really, it is.  Look, nobody is born a computer whiz.  Sure, some geneticist out there might say that some people are born with certain traits that...blah blah blah.  The point is, even the biggest techno geeks had to learn what they know.  This isn't aimed at turning you into a full-blown, techno-babbling computer junkie.  It's designed to make your journey easier.

So, relax and enjoy.  And stop threatening your computer with that hammer.  Trust us, they know no fear.